Cali Time

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So many places feel like home.  Perhaps, that’s because wherever we are is home. :-) Today, if we had to settle in one place, Bishop is in the top 5.

Not only does Bishop hosts some outstanding climbing destinations such as: The Buttermilks, Owens River Gorge, The Happy’s, Sad’s, Druids, Pine Creek, Rock Creek, …and easy access to the entire the Eastern Sierra’s, Bishop has everything else from Schat’s Bakery to Raymond’s Deli and a Kmart.

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We’d been to Bishop and climbed several times before. This time we yearned for some new adventures (i.e. places unvisited).  This led us to our first MG&B Bishop misadventure:

We met some to-be new friends while climbing in Owens River.  Following their suggestion, we decided to check out Cardinal Pinnacle.  A couple days later we went to climb the West Face route. Typically, this wouldn’t be much more than just a great day climbing granite cracks and slab.

However, at the trailhead I distinctly remember commenting to MB the route appeared to have a bit of snow and perhaps even some ice.  Whatever… we’d been in Alberta CLIMBING ICE all winter (although then we had crampons and ice axes).  If in doubt I’d just pull myself up on gear.
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After hiking up the wrong “trail” and traversing a large scree field, we arrived at the base of our route only 1hr later the estimated 30 min. Yes, there was snow AND ice on the route.  Since we’d already hiked to the base, WE decided to giv’er a go and giv’er I did.
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Well, I never made it to the top of the first pitch and MB never left the ground (sorry babe). The good thing is I learned a valuable science lesson about the frictional coefficient of wet climbing shoes on icy rock (FYI: it’s about the same as roller skates on an ice rink)…..enough said.DSCN1002

Our SECOND misadventure, took us biking along dirt roads in search for a White Face Ibis.  No Ibis’s were found.  However we did see:

  • Long haired Chihuahua wearing a sweater
  • Blue Teal
  • and dry sanitation ponds (this is where we though the Ibis to be)

Continuing with our new mantra of trying all things new we headed off to Pine Creek Canyon.  Wow!

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Red Rocks rocks!

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DSCN0817 Our previous memories of Red Rocks included: breaking out in a heat rash, Magoo with “G.I.” issue in the back seat of the Honda, and Magoo squealing like he was being attacked by a mountain lion while we were 3/4th of the way up a 650 ft. route! By the way, we did a speedy rappel down a 100 ft. or so, we could clearly see he was fine and Misha was sleeping soundly beside him.

So really Red Rocks could only get better, right? Well, as MaryGreg and Beth misadventures go this was a misadventure of misadventures. Say what? You got it right. A double negative. Red Rocks was FANTASTIC.

Our first mis-misadventure began with an incredible Easter Sunday service at Canyon Ridge followed by a wonderful breakfast (i.e. red velvet pancakes) at Baby Stacks in Las Vegas.

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Once we established our home (i.e. camping spot) for the next couple weeks, off we went to climb and Red Rocks did not disappoint.

Our only true misadventures on this trip were:

  • climbing on top of the camper at 1am and 3am to fasten a loose awning during 35mph winds (3 nights in a row)
  • following bad directions and getting lost
  • not chasing shade well enough and trying to climb whilst not melting in 85F

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Super Size Me

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Soooo….we bought a new house. After living on the road for a year and a half in approximately 100 square feet, we decided we needed to upgrade for mental health reasons. Not just for our sanity but that of our pets.

This is what we were living in and we loved it. But we out grew it.

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This is our new home. Yes, it’s big and looks like a bus! It’s about twice as big as what we planned on getting. But no longer are we stepping on each other. No longer can only one person can be standing at a time. All 6 of us can stand and move about without touching. What a relief as we still only shower every 4 days. The bathroom is the big bonus for MB.

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So far, we love it! It has posed some challenges such as maneuvering through busy parking lots and finding spots to dump our waste. It has always been tricky getting fresh water so nothing new on that front. We are quickly getting the hang of things and we are very content with our upgrade. It is a Forest River Forester and she’s a beauty.

Our first trip took us to Zion’s National Park for the Albrechtsen family spring break.

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Then off to Saint George for mountain biking and climbing. IMAG0847-1 IMAG0851

We’re currently in Red Rocks Conservation Area near Las Vegas having a fantastic time climbing.

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Winter mischief

DSCN0398 January and February contained a lot of unpredictable weather.  The temperatures ranged from –30F to +40F and the snow stability created tricky avalanche conditions.  One day avalanche danger would be low, the next day high winds or solar heating would increase the levels to extreme.  With our hearts generally set on one thing, ice climbing, these variations forced us to focus on a few other activities such as downhill and skate skiing.DSCN0420 elkDSCN0338

We were still able to get on plenty of ice climbs and enjoy Canada for everything it has to offer.
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We rounded out the end of our winter season by accomplishing a few of our climbing goals such as Polar Circus and Quick and Dirty in Waterton National Park.  Many thanks to Chris and Darcy from the Rampart Creek Hostel for great company, dinner, and a hot sauna!

Here are a few random highlights:

  • Seeing a lynx in the wild for the first time
  • Seeing wolverine tracks!!!
  • Watching the Colorado Avalanche beat the Calgary Flames (wahoo, thanks to MB for the great B-day gift)
  • Lake Louise powder day!
  • skate skiing.. skate skiing… skate skiing

December Highlights

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December was great. We fully embraced winter by heading north towards Jasper, Alberta.  Along the way we got to climb Shades of Beauty:
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It was so unbearably cold with bullet proof ice at 5 degrees F, that we left the other nearby ice climbs untouched. 
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After a few days, it warmed to 15 degrees so we able to climb this fine looking waterfall where we had a mini-epic day:Stanley Sr.Stanley Senior

  • Greg’s ice axe malfunctioned 10 feet off the ground
  • Water poured all over us while we were climbing
  • Bad belay stance with ice pelting belayer
  • Carabiners froze shut so belayer stuck ½ way up climb
  • Scramble down avalanche slopes in the dark

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Probably one of our favorite ice routes ever was Kerkeslin Falls. Such a beautiful setting on a perfect day (25 F). The climb consisted of 3 pitches of flat out awesome funness.

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Our propane hose split and temperatures plummeted to -25 F. While we waited for a replacement part, we spent a few nights in a hotel room over Christmas (thanks, Mom). Obviously, the pets thought the room was for them.

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We ended our Christmas holidays by seeing the Hobbit and in 3D no less!

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Going a-Field

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We visited the mini-town of Field for 5 days and did some AT skiing with the dogs and got in a spectacular day of ice climbing on Guinness Gully. DSCN2954  DSCN0033 DSCN0023  DSCN0018  DSCN0016

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If you are ever passing through, grab a bite to eat at the Truffle Pig. Obviously we were attracted to the more phallic looking dishes they were serving that evening. Cheers.

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The Great White North

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Once again we have crossed the border. I’d like to say our first stop in Canada was somewhere exciting but not quite. Our first stop was, yup, Immigration. It seems we may never cross this border unquestioned. We had two apples. Apparently guns, pepper spray, swords, Mexican refugees, and any fruit with a core are not allowed into Canada. DOH!

Moving along into our first night we found a great camping spot near a river in the Juniper Beach Provincial Park. This spot will always be remembered as the place you can sit silently by a river AND listen to trains honking and screeching throughout the night. Ah, to be in nature. Move along folks don’t camp here.

On to Revelstoke. We’ll say it again. We LOVE Revy! Our first night was rewarded with indoor water slides, a swimming pool, and first showers since Keith and Wendy’s. Revy still has one of the best City Recreation centers we’ve visited. While in Revy we enjoyed some pierogi pizza (It’s even better than it sounds) and a couple days of skiing!! Ah, sweet Revy powder. IMAG0398  IMAG0414

Last year we decided to ditch the snowboards and ski like adults. MB did incredible despite she is still learning and Revelstoke Mountain mostly just has intermediate and advanced terrain (Canadian Blues and Blacks mind you).  Even though we weren’t staying in the resort, the manager allowed us to shower and use the hot tub to soak our very sore legs.

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Yosemite

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Finally!!  Yes, we made it to Yosemite.  Wonderful, wonderful place! Although it rained for 4 days; we did have 4 days of sun and amazing climbing.

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The rainy days weren’t so bad as Greg worked and we got in a few nice hikes. However, anyone who has been near a wet dog should be able to appreciate the unpleasantries of 4 wet mammals in an enclosed 100 square foot box.

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It was our first Thanksgiving literally in the camper. MB did an outstanding job with the limited kitchen and put together quite the spread of turkey cutlets, mashed yams, homemade Cab-Franc cranberry sauce, rolls, and veggies.  Mmmmm.

One of our hikes involved an interesting wildlife hike with an interpretive ranger. The entire group heard a very loud gunshot type noise. Greg asked the ranger if someone was hazing the bears. She responded that it was rock fall we were hearing. Say what?! Suddenly, 5 deer go rushing past our group away from the “rock fall” noise. Then, a bear comes running into the field adjacent the trail we are hiking. Chasing the bear is a woman carrying a high-powered air gun. The ranger sees none of this. We are yelling, “Look at all those deer!” and “hey, there’s a bear!” We decided at this point we would probably see more wildlife without the ranger so we hiked on our own.

Utah: ummmm…can we pretend like it never happened?

On our way to Utah, we made a quick stop in Lander, WY for a couple of days of climbing and eating good food before driving to Utah (our home base).IMAG0335

Then….
1. MB got a bad massage that gave her a migraine headache for 2 days.
2. Greg’s mom loves house projects but has a tendency to attack them with a 1 step forward, 2 steps back approach.
For example: Unnamed perpetrator (UP)- reads directions for hanging wall texture paper then explains how process should work to 2 innocent bystanders (IB)

UP: “Paper is soaked in water for 10 minutes then hung on wall.”
IB’s: Listen and obey
UP: then soaks strips of paper in water for 10 minutes then picks up soaking wet strips and hands to IB#1 on top of ladder to hang on wall.

Glue from back of paper comes pouring off the paper and onto the carpet. Also, the drenched paper has absorbed so much water that it weighs 10 pounds and begins to tear. Air bubbles form where the adhesive portion of the paper is separating from the textured part of the paper.

Oh, goody.

IB#2: Picks up instructions after 1/3rd of the paper has been hung and reads “Paper is soaked in water for 10 SECONDS and then folded on itself and let sit for 5 minutes.”

Oh dear…

3. The camper heater took 4 days to get repaired so we were late leaving for Yosemite. While in Nevada, we figured out that the heater was not repaired properly when it began to sound like an airplane taking off. We did get a refund and the employee who worked on it was supposedly fired. Hummm

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